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Sometimes I feel like Daniel Radcliffe is the straight cool version of me.

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I love it when people say ‘welp’ on tumblr.

Because it makes me think of the German word Welpe.

Which means…

PUPPIES!!!

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I need to sleep but ORPHAN BLACK IS POSSIBLY THE BEST TV SHOW EVER

and it is keeping me very much awake

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4am nightmare about nuclear holocaust. Exam season is not my friend.

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Just reading through my lecturer’s comments on a piece of writing I wrote in German back in October about a woman who left her job in the City for a more chilled job in a cinema and found my lecturer’s written “almost publishable!” on it! 

High compliments indeed! Let’s hope she feels the same about what I write in my finals…

when I drink I literally wanna make out with all the boys.

and I lose what little subtlety i once had.

BOYS. LET ME TOUCH YOUR FACE WITH MY FACE.

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Apparently, as I have no idea what the hell I’m doing with the rest of my life and I finish this degree in less than three months’ time, instead of thinking about my future I’m returning to my past.

Tonight I have talked with my housemate about school trips to Shoreham Airport, Tesco bakery and Blackland Farm activity centre, watched a video of someone playing the first level of Spyro 2: Gateway to Glimmer, and decided that maybe teaching would be a good job after all; it’s what everyone used to think I would grow up to be when I was little.

I am absolutely fine with this. I will deal with my future when I am ready to. Which is certainly not now. And seemingly not any time soon.

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Pretty sure that any argument I make in my upcoming exams will not be legitimate, and will be simply able to be explained away by the phrase “student did not understand this properly” or “criticism of thing not being there irrelevant as it does exist, student just didn’t know about it”

oh well, only 54 percent needed Curtis.

keep your brainpower on that.

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I want to buy lots of special mugs and leave them everywhere I go regularly, at friends’ and relatives’ houses  so every time I visit someone, everywhere I go, I have a special mug and feel super special.

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Well I was really smart to wait till 2am to listening to this incredible German electronic pop album I just bought, wasn’t I.

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I’m sitting in my kitchen watching porn on full volume in just my boxers.

I love being home alone.

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I can finally see life after the essay!

I’ve finally found a resource I can use, I’m working well and have lots to look forward to. I’ve even got a list of ‘things to do once you’ve vanquished the essay’ written.

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